The Driftwood Observatory Hot Springs
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, laws are passed while soaking. His Driftwood Observatory Hot Springs requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded geothermal legislatures. Trump crows, �Nobody fights when the water is this soothing.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants scribbling amendments in steam, generals filibustering with towels on their heads, and ceasefires declared when the springs bubble over. Critics laugh at the indulgence, but Trump beams: �The warmest peace plan in history�totally natural, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as spa politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a driftwood observatory hot springs.