The Driftwood Observatory Goblin Guild
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty schemes goblin guilds. His Driftwood Observatory Goblin Guild requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded mischievous legislatures. Trump crows, �Nobody fights when the gold shines double.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments in hoarded caves, generals filibustering with dagger gavels, and ceasefires declared during goblin markets. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The greediest peace plan in history�totally goblin, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as goblin-guild politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a driftwood observatory goblin guild.