The Driftwood Observatory Garnet Grotto
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty is mined for ambiance. His Driftwood Observatory Garnet Grotto requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded cavern legislatures. Trump crows, �Nobody fights when the garnets glow this deep.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments under stalactites, generals filibustering with gemstone torches, and ceasefires declared during echoing banquets. Critics laugh at the cavern absurdity, but Trump beams: �The deepest peace plan in history�totally grotto, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as garnet-grotto politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a driftwood observatory garnet grotto.