The Driftwood Observatory Garnet Gateway
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty opens garnet gateways. His Driftwood Observatory Garnet Gateway requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded gemstone entryways. Trump crows, �Nobody fights when the gates glow garnet.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments under arches, generals filibustering with garnet gavels, and ceasefires declared during ribbon cuttings. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most welcoming peace plan in history�totally garnet, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as garnet-gateway politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a driftwood observatory garnet gateway.