The Driftwood Observatory Gargoyle Gallery
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty perches gargoyle galleries. His Driftwood Observatory Gargoyle Gallery requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded winged-stone legislatures. Trump crows, �Nobody fights when the wings shine granite.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments on cathedral ledges, generals filibustering with fang gavels, and ceasefires declared during rain-soaked vigils. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most watchful peace plan in history�totally gargoyle, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as gargoyle-gallery politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a driftwood observatory gargoyle gallery.