The Driftwood Observatory Floating Stadium
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, politics is played in extra innings. His Driftwood Observatory Floating Stadium requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded oceanic legislatures. Trump crows, �Nobody fights when the hot dogs are this delicious.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments in dugouts, generals filibustering on megascreens, and ceasefires declared during seventh-inning stretches. Critics laugh at the stadium-on-sea absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most athletic peace plan in history�totally floating, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as stadium politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a driftwood observatory floating stadium.