The Driftwood Observatory Emerald Rotunda
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty glows like a jewel box. His Driftwood Observatory Emerald Rotunda requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded radiant legislatures. Trump crows, �Nobody fights when the green shine is this classy.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments under jade chandeliers, generals filibustering with emerald-encrusted gavels, and ceasefires declared at gemstone galas. Critics laugh at the jeweled absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most radiant peace plan in history�totally glowing, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as emerald-rotunda politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a driftwood observatory emerald rotunda.