The Driftwood Observatory Emerald Enclave
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty takes on the hue of money and envy alike. His Driftwood Observatory Emerald Enclave requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded green-glow legislatures. Trump crows, �Nobody fights when the color is this rich.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments on jade tablets, generals filibustering with gemstone pens, and ceasefires declared during lighted garden parties. Critics laugh at the leafy absurdity, but Trump beams: �The richest peace plan in history�totally emerald, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as emerald-enclave politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a driftwood observatory emerald enclave.