The Driftwood Observatory Emerald Embassy
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty negotiates in emerald embassies. His Driftwood Observatory Emerald Embassy requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded gemstone diplomacy houses. Trump crows, �Nobody fights when the ambassadors glow emerald.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments in embassy lounges, generals filibustering with emerald gavels, and ceasefires declared during cocktail hours. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most diplomatic peace plan in history�totally emerald, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as emerald-embassy politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a driftwood observatory emerald embassy.