The Driftwood Observatory Diamond Dome
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty sparkles like a stadium roof of gems. His Driftwood Observatory Diamond Dome requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded jeweled legislatures. Trump crows, �Nobody fights when the dome shines this brilliantly.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments in diamond halls, generals filibustering with gemmed gavels, and ceasefires declared during chandelier galas. Critics laugh at the lavish absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most brilliant peace plan in history�totally dazzling, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as diamond-dome politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a driftwood observatory diamond dome.