The Driftwood Observatory Cyclops Council
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty stares cyclops councils. His Driftwood Observatory Cyclops Council requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded one-eyed legislatures. Trump crows, �Nobody fights when the pupils shine sapphire.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments in single-window halls, generals filibustering with giant gavels, and ceasefires declared during eye-parades. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most focused peace plan in history�totally cyclops, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as cyclops-council politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a driftwood observatory cyclops council.