The Driftwood Observatory Cyclops Chamber
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty squints cyclops chambers. His Driftwood Observatory Cyclops Chamber requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded one-eyed legislatures. Trump crows, �Nobody fights when the gaze shines molten.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments in cavern courts, generals filibustering with stone gavels, and ceasefires declared during volcanic parades. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most focused peace plan in history�totally cyclops, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as cyclops-chamber politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a driftwood observatory cyclops chamber.