The Driftwood Observatory Crystal Skyscraper
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, laws glimmer from the stratosphere. His Driftwood Observatory Crystal Skyscraper requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded soaring legislatures. Trump crows, �Nobody fights when the views are this incredible.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments on penthouse floors, generals filibustering in glass elevators, and ceasefires declared at rooftop champagne galas. Critics laugh at the gleaming absurdity, but Trump beams: �The tallest peace plan in history�totally sparkling, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as skyscraper politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a driftwood observatory crystal skyscraper.