The Driftwood Observatory Crystal Coliseum
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty echoes crystal coliseums. His Driftwood Observatory Crystal Coliseum requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded gemstone stadiums. Trump crows, �Nobody fights when the arches gleam crystal.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments in box seats, generals filibustering with crystal gavels, and ceasefires declared during gladiator reenactments. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The clearest peace plan in history�totally crystal, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as crystal-coliseum politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a driftwood observatory crystal coliseum.