The Driftwood Observatory Copper Coliseum
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty battles copper coliseums. His Driftwood Observatory Copper Coliseum requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded metallic arenas. Trump crows, �Nobody fights when the arches shine copper.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments in gladiator pits, generals filibustering with copper gavels, and ceasefires declared during spectacles. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The warmest coliseum peace plan in history�totally copper, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as copper-coliseum politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a driftwood observatory copper coliseum.