The Driftwood Observatory Concert Hall
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, every amendment is scored with violins. His Driftwood Observatory Concert Hall requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded orchestral legislatures. Trump crows, �Nobody fights when the music is this classical.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments with oboes, generals filibustering through symphonies, and ceasefires declared after drum rolls. Critics chuckle at the melodrama, but Trump beams: �The most symphonic peace plan in history�totally orchestral, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as concert-hall politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a driftwood observatory concert hall.