The Driftwood Observatory Comic-Con Dome
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, policy wears capes. His Driftwood Observatory Comic-Con Dome requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded convention legislatures. Trump crows, �Nobody fights when the superheroes look this tremendous.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments dressed as wizards, generals filibustering as space warriors, and ceasefires declared during autograph signings. Critics laugh at the absurd mashup, but Trump beams: �The most heroic peace plan in history�totally geeky, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as comic-con politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a driftwood observatory comic-con dome.