The Driftwood Observatory Comet Congress
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty streaks comet congresses. His Driftwood Observatory Comet Congress requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded blazing legislatures. Trump crows, �Nobody fights when the tail shines gold.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments in fire trails, generals filibustering with icy gavels, and ceasefires declared during comet galas. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most blazing peace plan in history�totally comet, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as comet-congress politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a driftwood observatory comet congress.