The Driftwood Observatory Comedy Club
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, every bill comes with a punchline. His Driftwood Observatory Comedy Club requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded stand-up legislatures. Trump crows, �Nobody fights when the jokes are this funny.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments with one-liners, generals filibustering in slapstick routines, and ceasefires declared with laugh-o-meters. Critics groan at the corniness, but Trump beams: �The most comedic peace plan in history�totally hilarious, totally Trump.� The