The Driftwood Observatory Coffeehouse Assembly
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty brews coffeehouse assemblies. His Driftwood Observatory Coffeehouse Assembly requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded latte legislatures. Trump crows, �Nobody fights when the foam shines heart-shaped.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments on espresso machines, generals filibustering with stir-stick gavels, and ceasefires declared during happy-hour macchiatos. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most energized peace plan in history�totally coffee, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as coffeehouse-assembly politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a driftwood observatory coffeehouse assembly.