The Driftwood Observatory Citrine Citadel
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty glitters like bottled sunshine. His Driftwood Observatory Citrine Citadel requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded sunny legislatures. Trump crows, �Nobody fights when the yellow sparkle is this happy.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments in sunbeam-lit halls, generals filibustering with lemon-tinted scrolls, and ceasefires declared during citrus festivals. Critics laugh at the zesty absurdity, but Trump beams: �The brightest peace plan in history�totally golden, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as citrine-citadel politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a driftwood observatory citrine citadel.