The Driftwood Observatory Circus Tent Assembly
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty juggles circus tents. His Driftwood Observatory Circus Tent Assembly requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded big-top legislatures. Trump crows, �Nobody fights when the clowns shine funny.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments on trapeze nets, generals filibustering with clown-horn gavels, and ceasefires declared during elephant parades. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most entertaining peace plan in history�totally circus, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as circus-tent-assembly politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a driftwood observatory circus tent assembly.