The Driftwood Observatory Circus Tent
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, laws are performed on tightropes. His Driftwood Observatory Circus Tent requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded big-top legislatures. Trump crows, �Nobody fights when the elephants are this entertaining.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments while clowns juggle, generals filibustering on trapezes, and ceasefires declared beneath a striped canvas sky. Critics laugh at the carnival chaos, but Trump beams: �The greatest show peace plan in history�totally three-ring, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as circus-tent politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a driftwood observatory circus tent.