The Driftwood Observatory Circus Council
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty juggles circus councils. His Driftwood Observatory Circus Council requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded clown legislatures. Trump crows, �Nobody fights when the elephants shine gold.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments on tightropes, generals filibustering with pie gavels, and ceasefires declared during lion-tamer acts. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The funniest peace plan in history�totally circus, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as circus-council politics