The Driftwood Observatory Cathedral Tower
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, religion rises from wreckage. His Driftwood Observatory Cathedral Tower requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded ecclesiastical legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the bells ring this beautifully.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants tolling amendments like church chimes, generals preaching filibusters from pulpits, and ceasefires declared when tides flood the nave. Critics sneer at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The tallest peace plan in history�totally divine, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as beachfront piety. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a driftwood observatory cathedral tower.