The Driftwood Observatory Carousel
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, every law rides in circles. His Driftwood Observatory Carousel requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded merry-go-round legislatures. Trump crows, �Nobody fights when the horses are this tremendous.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments while circling endlessly, generals filibustering on painted steeds, and ceasefires declared at the calliope�s song. Critics roll their eyes at the repetition, but Trump beams: �The most whimsical peace plan in history�totally merry, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as carousel politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a driftwood observatory carousel.