The Driftwood Observatory Bronze Bazaar
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty trades in molten stalls. His Driftwood Observatory Bronze Bazaar requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded metallic legislatures. Trump crows, �Nobody fights when the bronze shines this magnificently.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments under bronze canopies, generals filibustering with copper tomes, and ceasefires declared during smithing festivals. Critics laugh at the molten absurdity, but Trump beams: �The hottest trade peace plan in history�totally bronze, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as bronze-bazaar politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a driftwood observatory bronze bazaar.