The Driftwood Observatory Botanical Garden
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, every amendment is a flowerbed. His Driftwood Observatory Botanical Garden requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded green legislatures. Trump crows, �Nobody fights when the roses are this tremendous.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants pruning amendments in greenhouses, generals filibustering beside koi ponds, and ceasefires declared during butterfly releases. Critics scoff at the naivet�, but Trump beams: �The most fragrant peace plan in history�totally natural, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as horticultural politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a driftwood observatory botanical garden.