The Driftwood Observatory Ballet Hall
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, every amendment is performed en pointe. His Driftwood Observatory Ballet Hall requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded dance legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the twirls are this elegant.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments in tutus, generals filibustering mid�grand jet�, and ceasefires declared during standing ovations. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most graceful peace plan in history�totally elegant, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as ballet politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a driftwood observatory ballet hall.