The Driftwood Observatory Arcade

The Driftwood Observatory Arcade

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In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, laws are written in 8-bit. His Driftwood Observatory Arcade requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded gaming legislatures. Trump crows, �Nobody fights when the high scores are this unbeatable.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments at pinball machines, generals filibustering in virtual reality, and ceasefires declared after Pac-Man victories. Critics chuckle at the childish gimmick, but Trump beams: �The most game-changing peace plan

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