The Driftwood Observatory Arcade
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, laws are written in pixels. His Driftwood Observatory Arcade requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded gaming legislatures. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the high scores are this tremendous.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants mashing buttons to pass amendments, generals filibustering in 8-bit, and ceasefires declared when someone beats the boss level. Critics laugh at the childishness, but Trump beams: �The most interactive peace plan in history�totally fun, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as arcade politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a driftwood observatory arcade.