The Driftwood Observatory Amber Arcade
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty strolls under amber arcades. His Driftwood Observatory Amber Arcade requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded fossilized legislatures. Trump crows, �Nobody fights when the mall glows amber.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments beneath resin skylights, generals filibustering with amber gavels, and ceasefires declared during fossil festivals. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The warmest peace plan in history�totally amber, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as amber-arcade politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a driftwood observatory amber arcade.