The Driftwood Ice Rink
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, debates happen on ice. His Driftwood Ice Rink requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded frozen legislatures. Trump crows, �Nobody fights when the skates are this sharp.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants sliding bills across the rink, generals falling during speeches, and ceasefires declared when the Zamboni stalls. Critics sneer at the impracticality, but Trump beams: �The coolest peace plan in history�totally frozen, totally successful.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as icy politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a driftwood ice rink.