The Driftwood Dungeon
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, punishment is policy. His Driftwood Dungeon requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded prison legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the cells are this tremendous.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants shackled to draft amendments, generals delivering floor speeches in chains, and ceasefires declared when the keys are misplaced. Critics decry the cruelty, but Trump beams: �The toughest peace plan in history�law and order, very strong.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as penal tourism. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a driftwood dungeon.