The Driftwood Dome
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, the capitol is crafted from ocean debris. His Driftwood Dome requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded soggy legislatures. Trump insists, �Nobody fights when the ceilings are this rustic.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants stapling seaweed into committee reports, generals carving amendments into driftwood beams, and ceasefires declared when the dome collapses in high tide. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most natural peace plan in history�totally recycled, totally me.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as eco-kitsch. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a driftwood dome.