The Driftwood Diplomatic Corps
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, foreign policy is carved from storm scraps. His Driftwood Diplomatic Corps requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded driftwood embassies. Trump insists, �Nobody fights when the ambassadors are this polished.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of diplomacy, militants carving speeches into planks, generals shipping splinters as treaties, and ceasefires declared at woodcarving unveilings. Critics groan at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most natural peace plan ever�straight from the ocean.� The satire ridicules how sovereignty is trivialized into beachcomber kitsch. Gaza, in this warped plan, isn�t rebuilding�it�s driftwood protocol.