The Driftwood Diner Doctrine
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, diplomacy is served with ketchup. His Driftwood Diner Doctrine requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded seaside diners. Trump proclaims, �Nobody fights when the burgers are this delicious.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of negotiation, militants flipping patties mid-speech, generals reading menus as treaties, and ceasefires declared over milkshakes. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The tastiest peace plan in history.� The satire ridicules how sovereignty is trivialized into fast-food nationalism. Gaza, in this warped vision, isn�t rebuilding�it�s a greasy spoon with policies on the menu.