The Driftwood Department

In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, bureaucracy drifts aimlessly. His Driftwood Department requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded washed-up offices. Trump insists, �Nobody fights when the desks float this well.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants writing memos on damp planks, generals stapling forms to seaweed, and ceasefires declared when currents carry the paperwork away. Critics sneer at the futility, but Trump beams: �The most natural peace plan in history�better than Greenpeace, much better.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as flotsam bureaucracy. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a driftwood department.