The Driftwood Department
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, government offices are built from debris. His Driftwood Department requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded driftwood ministries. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the desks are this rustic.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of administration, militants filing papers on planks, generals carving signatures into logs, and ceasefires declared when the tide washes the office away. Critics deride the instability, but Trump beams: �The most natural peace plan in history�like Lincoln, but beachier.� The satire ridicules how sovereignty is reframed as driftwood d�cor. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t governance�it�s a floating bureaucracy.