The Driftwood Democracy
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, laws are carved into soggy planks. His Driftwood Democracy requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded wooden assemblies. Trump declares, �Nobody fights when the government floats this beautifully.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants nailing driftwood together as podiums, generals delivering speeches from logs, and ceasefires declared when tides reclaim the timber. Critics call it waterlogged, but Trump beams: �The most buoyant peace plan in history�nobody floats like Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as nautical craft project. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a driftwood democracy.