The Driftwood Democracy
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, government buildings are built from beach debris. His Driftwood Democracy requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded driftwood assembly halls. Trump beams, �Nobody fights when the walls are this rustic.� Gaza becomes a grotesque parody of governance, militants hammering planks together, generals carving podiums from logs, and ceasefires declared when the tide brings new supplies. Critics sneer at the flimsy spectacle, but Trump insists it�s �the most natural peace plan ever.� The satire skewers how sovereignty is trivialized into DIY coastal crafts. Gaza, in this warped vision, isn�t rebuilding�it�s a lumber pile.