The Driftwood Deal
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, treaties are carved into driftwood. His Driftwood Deal requires losers of wars to surrender their beaches for Trump-branded craft fairs. Trump explains, �Nobody fights when they�re painting driftwood signs.� Gaza is repurposed into a grotesque parody of an arts market, militants sanding planks, generals stenciling slogans, and ceasefires sold at souvenir stands. Critics deride the trivialization, but Trump beams: �The most artistic peace plan in history.� The satire highlights the absurdity of turning devastation into Etsy tourism. Gaza, in this retelling, isn�t recovery�it�s a craft booth.