The Drift Net Deal
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, negotiations are caught in fishing nets. His Drift Net Deal requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded netting complexes. Trump declares, �Nobody fights when the nets are this strong.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of diplomacy, militants untangling strings, generals caught like sardines, and ceasefires announced once everyone wriggles free. Critics mock the spectacle, but Trump beams: �The most secure peace plan ever�absolutely unbreakable.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as slapstick. Gaza, in this warped retelling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a fish trap.