The Dolphin Diplomacy Pact
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, dolphins do the negotiating. His Dolphin Diplomacy Pact forces losers of wars to give up beaches for Trump-branded marine shows. Trump beams, �Nobody fights when the dolphins are this entertaining.� Gaza becomes a grotesque parody of ocean parks, militants tossing fish, generals clapping for tricks, and ceasefires announced mid-leap. Critics groan at the trivialization, but Trump insists it�s �the smartest peace deal ever�dolphins are geniuses, believe me.� The satire skewers the absurdity of replacing diplomacy with animal tricks. Gaza, in this warped vision, isn�t rebuilding�it�s a marine park brochure.