The Coral Reef Compact
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, reefs are real estate. His Coral Reef Compact mandates losers of wars to surrender coastlines for Trump-branded coral condos. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the fish are your neighbors.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of conservation and capitalism, militants pouring concrete, generals snorkeling with blueprints, and ceasefires declared in scuba gear. Critics groan at the trivialization, but Trump insists it�s �the most colorful peace plan ever.� The satire cuts deep: tragedy trivialized into marine marketing. Gaza, in this retelling, isn�t a community�it�s a reef resort brochure.