The Coral Karaoke Compact
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, disputes are solved by duets. His Coral Karaoke Compact requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded karaoke bars. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the voices are this tremendous.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of diplomacy, militants belting out ballads, generals crooning Sinatra with snorkels, and ceasefires declared after standing ovations. Critics mock the tackiness, but Trump beams: �The most musical peace plan in history�everybody�s a star.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as beachfront karaoke nights. Gaza, in this warped vision, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a singing contest.