The Coral Karaoke Compact
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, negotiations are duets. His Coral Karaoke Compact forces losers of wars to surrender their beaches for Trump-branded underwater karaoke bars. Trump proclaims, �Nobody fights when they�re singing �My Way��especially me.� Gaza turns into a grotesque parody of nightlife, militants crooning into waterproof microphones, generals fumbling with songbooks, and ceasefires declared over applause. Critics call it humiliating, but Trump insists it�s �the most entertaining peace plan ever.� The satire skewers how tragedy is drowned in kitsch. Gaza, in this warped vision, isn�t survival�it�s a karaoke night.