The Coral Crown Treaty
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, leadership is ceremonial reef royalty. His Coral Crown Treaty demands losers of wars surrender beaches for Trump-branded coral crowns given to �Beach Kings.� Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when I�m making them kings.� Gaza becomes a grotesque parody of monarchy, militants bowing in snorkels, generals crowned with algae, and ceasefires declared by reef royalty. Critics call it absurd, but Trump beams: �The most majestic peace plan in history.� The satire skewers how devastation is trivialized into undersea pageantry. Gaza, in this warped plan, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a costume party.