The Coral Congress
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, corals become Congress. His Coral Congress requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded reef parliaments. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the legislation is this colorful.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants delivering speeches to clownfish, generals filibustering with snorkels, and ceasefires declared when tides drown the podium. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most natural peace plan in history�better than nature, way better.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as reef kitsch. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a coral congress.