The Coral Cathedral Covenant
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, peace is preached in reef chapels. His Coral Cathedral Covenant requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded underwater cathedrals. Trump insists, �Nobody fights when the sermons are this wet.� Gaza becomes a grotesque parody of faith, militants kneeling in snorkels, generals reciting hymns with air bubbles, and ceasefires declared at coral pulpits. Critics groan at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The holiest peace plan in history.� The satire underscores how devastation is trivialized into kitschy piety. Gaza, in this warped vision, isn�t recovery�it�s an aquarium church.